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>> jimmy: hi. how you doing? hello, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for showing up. i tell you something, we were off last week. it's starting to get christmassy around here. the fake wreaths are hanging. the lattes at starbucks are spiced. the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. we're exactly two weeks away from christmas right now. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me, believe me. but he's having a baby. i went to costco this weekend. it was a two-cart weekend for costco. people were asking if i worked there.

i move things like i'm one of the employees. leaving costco my truck was packed so tightly i couldn't see out of the windows. i could see out of the front and 1/18 out of the window in the back and the truck was almost completely packed with alcohol. it was. [ cheers and applause ] something -- if someone had rear ended me i wouldn't have been arrested for a dui. i would have drowned. and now i have to wrap -- you don't have to wrap alcohol, do you? i bought sweaters to put around the bottles. i'm a terrible gift wrappers. i'm good at a lot of things, sex obviously. i can cook. i draw. i know how to juggle. but i cannot do a decent job of wrapping a gift. most guys are bad at this. are you or aren't you supposed to use crazy glue on the corners of these things. i wind up with too much paper or not enough. sometimes i have a rectangle on

the side of the box and i have another rectangle and taping it on the thing and it's embarrassing. i think this is why in commercials men always give their wives cars. just put a bow on it and you're set. women seem to be a lot better at wrapping. i was thinking about why that is. i think i figured out why. look at them. they wear bows and ribbons. they are presents. they have been wrapping themselves every day since they turned 7 years old. meanwhile us, we got our -- with our baseball caps and big oversized team jackets. that's the fashion equivalent of a gift bag. you stuff yourself into it. is it bad to ask your girlfriend to wrap her own gifts? it is? that's good for me to know. i need one of those men in black

memory erasers. i can do it and go back as if it never happened. i wonder if president obama wraps his own gifts. the local fox affiliate in seattle ran a story about christmas in the white house. the white house is fully decorated now and the obamas will have a fun holiday this year. >> some republicans are pushing boehner to avoid the white house for blaming them for a crash on the taxes on the rich. >> the white house is ready for christmas. the first lady gave a tour of the presidential decorations and that is not it. >> how do you know? maybe they have been growing something in the garden. the white house released their holiday card. it is a realistic painting. it's the obama family dog in front of the white house. the painting was done in black

and white. it's based on a color photo. that's the original photo. it was a little too colorful for me. a very colorful. i think beau might be getting to the obama supply of centrum. speaking of the holiday spirit this is nice. this happened in thanksgiving. a station in kentucky was doing a live report from a shelter that does an annual thanksgiving dinner. keep an eye on what goes on in the background in tonight's edition of "behind the news. >> what are you thankful this thanksgiving? >> this thanksgiving i'm thankful i see all these men and women in this hotel who come in and have a good thanksgiving and share it with us that i have my life back, my grandchildren, my son. i have a wonderful job now. i couldn't be more blessed. >> spirit of the holidays. everyone wants a drumstick.

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evidently he escaped from a car in the parking lot and went into the store to find his owner. the police officer described him as a very smart monkey. yeah, if he's so smart, let's see him put together an ikea bookshelf. the own was fined $240. it's illegal to own one, because they carry diseases and when they get angry they fling their own pop. they're like hairy little crack heads. so darwin is being sent to live on -- i think on a vh1 reality show. did any of you see the big fight this weekend? cleto, you watched that, right? guillermo, you watched that, too, right? your buddy manny pacquiao, who you shot a big bit with. who were you rooting for? >> juan manuel marquez.

jim we know what the move looks like. juan manuel marquez fought manny pacquiao for the fourth time. for the first time ever, manny got knocked out. traditionally, manny visits us here at the show before a fight. he considers us to be a good luck charm. but the tradition used to be he would sing when he was here. he has a beautiful singing voice. for some reason, the last two times he visited he decided not to sing. he always sang and he always won, but when he was here in may before his fight against timothy bradley, he didn't sing and lost that fight, and despite my pleading with him, didn't sing again when he was here three weeks ago. not only did he lose, he got knocked out. it seems to me what manny needs to do next time is sing. right? [ cheers and applause ] he needs to sing and punch guillermo right in his nose. i'm going to tell him when he comes back. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] anyway, manny, i got a karaoke

machine and a one direction song with your name on it. there were a lot of bad omens for manny pack -- pacquiao. mitt romney came to see him. he introduced him by saying hello, manny, i ran for president, i lost. which if that isn't the world's worst pep talk, i don't know what is. i guess mitt isn't angling for a career in motivational speaking. but mitt romney and his wife sat ringside at the fight. if you look closely, you actually see mitt and ann romney at the moment marquez knocked pacquiao out. look at that. sweet sassy molassy. that really should be their christmas card this year. here's something for viewers of cnn headline news. headline news is something that cnn used to be, they run through all the big stories of the day at a quick pace, which makes for an occasionally great moment

like this. anchor robin meade talking about the rumor that the new orleans hornets may change their name to the new orleans pelicans and then this happened. it's time now for the cnn headline news segue of the day. >> what's wrong with the hornets? >> because it's from charlotte. the charlotte hornets. >> okay. >> so they're like what -- okay. >> okay. >> the pelicans. they're not the most -- ah, pelican! >> i'm going to eat your shrimp. >> exactly. a mom and her child are hit by a car. [ applause ] >> jimmy: went from basketball to kind of sexual to horrible in five seconds flat. and one more thing, back to the holidays for a moment, i'm a little worried about how some of my friends are handling the santa thing. my friend lewis has an app that

makes it look like santa is calling. so whenever his son acts up, he activates the app, it shows santa -- he goes no, elijah isn't eating his vegetables. and then elijah eats his vegetables. which is great. but first of all, lewis is jewish, so he has no business playing the santa card in the first place. and secondly, what kind of a message is this kid? every time they do something wrong in the month of december, we immediately say i'm going to tell santa. while you're at it, tell santa daddy is a snitch. it's the same thing with this elf on a shelf. you know the elf on a shelf? you buy an elf doll. every night you move it to a new shelf in the house. idea is that the elf flies back to the north pole every night to report everything he's seen to santa. he's a little rat is what he is. you can't touch the elf or it will lose its magic. much like mc hammer. it's a weird thing. but kind of disturbing. maybe i'm looking at it the

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, the woman from the show "game of thrones" on hbo, emilia clarke is here.

and then with music, larry g(ee) on the bud light stage. tomorrow night, leslie mann. we'll have music from sarah jaffe, and the star of the movie "ted", ted will be here. we'll interview a stuffed bear. later this week, we'll be joined by john krasinski, zachary knighton, music from atlas genius. join us then. our first guest tonight, one of the most beloved men in the history of television. you can see him now scraping brains off the sidewalk on "csi," it airs wednesdays at 10:00 on cbs. please say hello to ted danson. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you?

>> jimmy: oh, how nice. you we're your handsome men's club tie. >> yeah. everyone knows pretty much about the handsome men's club. jimmy started it. i was incredibly honored that you asked me to join. >> we were honored to have you. >> handsome men like brad and ben and matt. this is a little embarrassing, but i would go home sometimes and practice in front of the mirror about an hour and a half, just handsome poses. >> jimmy: is that right? >> and then i would turn on your tv show. and i watch my friend jimmy, who had my back always, because he was a fellow handsome club member, and then i saw this -- can we run that tape, please? >> oh, thank you for giving me your mustache. this is weird. it's like when ted danson takes off his hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you saw that?

oh! oh, no! oh, that's so sad! and yet i can get a lot for this on e-bay. >> i wouldn't be surprised if other people like brad and ben and matt started doing the same thing. >> jimmy: you wouldn't? really? oh, this is terrible. hold on, let me just say, in my defense -- the only reason i know you were pulling off your hair is you didn't wear any hair to the emmys. >> let's do more hair jokes. come on, this is great. this is so much fun. >> jimmy: you know what? i feel like you're being very emotional right now. >> i'm a professional. i can go on with this interview. >> jimmy: i'm going to reassemble this and put it on my alphabetized motorized tire rack. you'll be right before tony danza's tie, alphabetically,

okay? and then i'll give it back to you. well, i'm very sorry about that, but i can't help but feel like you brought it on yourself. [ laughter ] >> my hair loss. we're back to the hair. >> jimmy: i blame your parents. it is very good to see you. i'm sweating a little bit now. >> it was either the tie or i would go buy a little hairpiece that i could throw in your face. >> jimmy: don't worry, it won't be long for me. karma will get me eventually. this is an interesting photograph. this is from the 30th anniversary reunion of the cast of "cheers." [ cheers and applause ] where was this taken? >> we were at some hotel celebrating the 30th anniversary of the premiere, and it was really sweet. a lot of people got together. woody wasn't there and kelsey couldn't come, but otherwise the cast was there. and there were about 150 of us for dinner. but we invited "entertainment

tonight" to come cover. they interviewed us. the funny thing was the question. there was a crowd of people behind us, like 120 people reuniting and screaming and laughing and talking. so there was a lot of noise. but she would be talking to us on "entertainment tonight." are you all going to do a reunion show? and you saw about ten people with my color hair going what? what did she say? what? that's what our reunion show would be like? what? is it my cue? >> jimmy: i would like to see the show just come back. i mean, that's got to be one of -- probably top five best shows ever on television. >> thank you. very funny. >> jimmy: why wasn't woody there? >> woody has a track record of not being there. he was off on a fabulous movie set someplace. it was horrible when we would

rehearse, woody had wanderlust. he'd show up -- this is about the fifth or sixth year. and where's woody? woody would have phoned from the airport, he was flying to berlin because the wall was coming down. literally, that's a true story. >> jimmy: did you want to kill him because everyone was there waiting? >> no, you know, i didn't, but john ratszenburger, pissed him off. you'd be rehearsing with a bunch of stage hands holding their scripts. >> jimmy: would people show up for the show itself. kirstie alley was here and she said that everyone was always late except for you. you were the only one that was on time. >> yeah, that's strange. because i don't really remember. i guess i didn't have a life. i think standard 15 minutes late was on time. half-hour was late. hour and a half was woody's in berlin. >> jimmy: i see.

she also mentioned that something went on where you guys were trying to get pictures of each other naked. is that true? >> no, that's her version. i did not run around trying to clip people's -- i swear to god. woody came to rehearsal once and he was wearing sweat pants. that was the only person you wanted to get. he was young. so he was wearing sweat pants and no underwear. we kept going woody, for god's sake, if you're going to wear a sweat pant, maybe some underwear. >> jimmy: is that how he got his name? [ laughter ] >> so there's a part in this rehearsal. people loved to watch us rehearse. we'd have a full audience watching us rehearse. there's a part where woody's character got up on the table and said could i have your attention, please? we spent all day long looking at woody in his sweat pants and his sweat pants now were right at my

face level. so without thinking, i pulled down his pants. he was humiliated. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> cut to maybe six months later, i'm taking a shower. george says keep the door unlocked because i want to shave. i said all right. it's a little bathroom. the door opens and then woody down low slams open the shower door and kirstie goes -- [ laughter ] luckily, she missed my head. >> jimmy: but she got the rest of you. >> she got the rest of you. >> jimmy: she was very complimentary of the rest of you when she was here. >> the audience will be very happy to know that i'm not going to talk about my privates. >> jimmy: you don't have to. she already did for you. >> it's one of those things that happened. >> jimmy: she talked about them and wrote about them in her book. did you read her book? >> i have it framed. no. >> jimmy: woody -- i've spent a

little bit of time with woody. and he's a lot of fun. >> god, yes. >> jimmy: but working with him -- were you always the guy that was there waiting around for him? >> i know the story you're aiming for. my one drug adventure with woody. we played hooky -- one day, the boys decided -- it was kirstie and rhea's show. we barely had anything to do. so we decided to play hooky. and we got on john's boat and we went to catalina. we passed the phone around. i'm sick, i'm sick, i'm sick. got on the boat. i'm 65, so i'm a silly man who -- you shouldn't do what i do, so it's okay to tell this drug story. >> jimmy: no one should ever do this. >> no one should ever do it. it's just for silly older people. woody and i were already half baked when we got on the boat. and hadn't eaten. so we were hungry.

and he said would you like some mushrooms? i've never had mushrooms before in my life. and i thought i'm on a boat, i'm away from everybody for like ten hours. why not? being a little hungry, i probably took more than a fistful. about 45 minutes later, we literally -- this is true. we bumped into the tail end of mexican hurricane weather. not the rain, but the waves. right? so literally, the boat was going bam! bam! and i thought i was dying. i was so -- and i looked at woody. we were downstairs and he was taking a nap, i thought. i went oh, my god, i'm just this idiot who -- he's fine and i think i'm dying. so i went up, sat on the deck with george went, who said you're a wreck, aren't you?

what happened was i would hold my breath for like two and a half minutes, i would not breathe, and he'd go breathe. and i would come back to life. and then i would slowly die. >> jimmy: george went saved your life. ted danson, everybody. we'll be right back.

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yes. literally. and i never even thought about it, seen it. i just somehow knew that i should. >> jimmy: that you should. >> two weeks later, cut to i'm in las vegas at the coroner's office, the real one, involved in a quadruple autopsy where i literally was holding some gentleman's skull cap while they weighed his brain and i'm sitting there going oh, my god, what have i done? where am i? and there were two very sweet gentlemen standing very close to me so that i didn't face plant to somebody's face cavity. >> jimmy: i would start maybe a double, maybe triple autopsy. not a quad . is that when there are four

cadavers? >> yes. you want to sprinkle the right aged maggots over your fake bodies. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> come on, this is real life. >> jimmy: did they have that on cheers? a maggot wrangler? this is a first for you, then? >> it is. i love going to work. i love the crew. i love the writers, the actors. seriously, i love going to work. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. i'm sorry about the toupee thing. it will never happen again. i hope you will accept this gift of half a tie back from me. yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: "csi" wednesdays at 10:00 on cbs. we'll be right back with emilia clarke from "game of thrones." >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bud light. here we go.

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>> jimmy: still to come, larry g(ee). our next guest plays the horse-heart eating, baby dragon bearing and remarkably fire-proof queen on the outstanding medieval fantasy series "game of thrones." it returns to hbo in march. so get on your ipad and catch up now. please say hello to emilia clarke. [ applause ] welcome, my queen. >> thank you. thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: you look very different from the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have a picture from those who aren't familiar with the show. this is how you look on the

show. do they dye your hair or is that a wig? >> no, it's a wig. >> jimmy: i don't know if you saw this. i was on the cover of tv guide. >> i did! >> jimmy: dressed as you. >> you're going to put me out of a job. >> jimmy: the resemblance is remarkable. >> the look in your eye is fierce. >> jimmy: the one thing i didn't like was the top i was wearing covered my ab. >> the one. >> jimmy: one single large abdomen muscle. it's great to have you here. i love the show. you do a fantastic job on the show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: this is your first big acting job, right? >> yes. yeah. >> jimmy: that's amazing. how did you wind up happening into this huge deal? >> this huge deal. yeah. it was really -- i did drama school, and then i auditioned for "game of thrones" and they stupidly put me on it.

stuck a wig on me. >> jimmy: this must make people want to kill you when you hear that story. >> as simple as that, yeah. >> jimmy: for one thing, i think the first half of the first season, you were naked the whole time. >> the whole time, yeah. >> jimmy: so you go right out of drama school to being nude at work. your parents, do you break this news to them in advance? >> it was the kind of thing i told my mom and my mom told my dad. me being nowhere near. >> jimmy: how did dad react to this news? >> i think he was pleased that i was employed. >> jimmy: that's good. >> because i had a job. it was less my dad. it was more, as i found out last christmas with the holidays coming up, my uncle ken. >> jimmy: oh, uncle ken. >> uncle ken. >> jimmy: there's always an uncle ken. what happened with uncle ken? >> well, he's from yorkshire.

>> jimmy: oh, they're the worst. with their pudding. >> but he -- yeah, he was kind of alarmed when he saw it. his last christmas, he looked me in the eye and was like emilia, you didn't tell me that you'd be naked for that long. >> jimmy: i guess in a way, you'd think maybe that was dad's responsibility, but then on the other hand, it's like am i really going to call my brother and give him this news? >> no, exactly. >> jimmy: so uncle ken was upset? >> uncle ken was slightly upset. >> jimmy: is he still watching the show? >> he is, i think so. >> jimmy: but kind of like this? >> yeah. it's when you tell him to go make a cup of tea. >> jimmy: does uncle ken have anything to worry about next season? >> there may be. there may be. if uncle ken is watching, there might be. i'll call him in advance. >> jimmy: what was really disturbing on the show is when you had to eat the horse heart.

>> yes. >> jimmy: what was that you were eating? >> it was kind of like a gummy bear. like a big gummy bear. sort of covered in fake blood that sort of tasted like leech. but it was really sticky. the fake blood was really sticky. so i was kind of covered head-to-head in the fake blood. and i'm continually sticking myself to myself, or to other things. because it's so -- yeah. and stays sticky for quite a long time. and then there was a moment when we were filming it that i disappeared, and i was stuck to the toilet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? did uncle ken come in and rescue you? >> uncle ken was nowhere to be seen. >> jimmy: where is he when you need him? will she do battle? will she join the war? >> well, yes. season three, she kind of gets

properly badass. >> jimmy: my parents have gone crazy for the show and have now read the books. i have to constantly monitor to them to make sure they don't tell me what happens. >> no spoilers. >> jimmy: i don't want the spoilers beforehand. now here i am asking you for spoilers. have you ever been in a battle in real life? do you know how to do this kind of thing? >> well, i sort of tend to run away from those kind of situations. i was with my gap year in vietnam. basically a year when you go take a year and you travel a little bit. >> jimmy: i've had a lot of those. >> i was with a bunch of friends in vietnam. and there was this -- we were basically just in this bar and

this guy kind of didn't really like us very much. anyway, cut a long story short, we were walking out of this bar and it was like a festival. and there was a line of prostitutes waiting for us. >> jimmy: that's great. that's good. >> one of them tried to hit me. >> jimmy: oh, that's bad. >> that's bad. it wasn't good. >> jimmy: just different points of view, i guess. yeah, that's terrible. >> for me, it was bad. >> jimmy: they were there to fight you? >> they were there to fight us. >> jimmy: did you fight the hookers? >> no, i ran away. but one did punch me. >> jimmy: what? >> all i could say was i've got drama school audition in two weeks. >> jimmy: you got punched by a hooker? >> yeah. straight up. >> jimmy: i have to say of all the guests this week, i imagine you'd be the least likely to have been punched by a hooker. >> yeah.

dani would have shown more feist. >> jimmy: "game of thrones" returns march 31. you'll be starring on "breakfast at tiffany's" on broadway. is that something you've always wanted to do? >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations. emilia clarke, everyone. we'll be right back. music from larry g(ee).

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is his new ep called "weekends." making his television debut with the song "yo mama," larry g(ee). ♪ how you feeling out there, los angeles? make some noise. ♪ well you can hand me your heart but you won't get too far oh no ♪

♪ i've seen the best of them fall face on the floor oh no ♪ ♪ well come on in let me begin i'm placing bets and i'm expecting to win ♪ ♪ i know she taught you right then why you here tonight better run better run ♪ ♪ oh wee you're just my type your body dynamite better run better run ♪ ♪ now that i've got you alone nobody's home oh no ♪ ♪ ooh and now she's sipping patron dress on the floor oh no ♪ ♪ well is it a sin if she's a friend i'm placing bets and i'm expecting to win ♪

♪ i know she taught you right then why you here tonight better run better run ♪ ♪ oh wee you're just my type your body dynamite better run better run ♪ the breakdown. l.a. make some noise. oh, yeah. check it out. ♪ your milkshake may bring boys to the yard but that's not how i'm playing these cards ♪ ♪ playing these cards playing these cards ♪ let me feel that beat. ♪ said your milkshake may bring boys to the yard but that's not how i'm playing these cards ♪ ♪ playing these cards say ♪ i know she taught you right then why you here tonight better run better run ♪

♪ oh wee you're just my type your body dynamite better run better run ♪ ♪ i know she taught you right then why you here tonight ♪ ♪ oh wee you're just my type your body dynamite better run better run ♪ hey. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: larry g(ee)'s ep is called "weekends." you can see a bonus song on jimmykimmellive.com. thanks to him, thanks to ted danson, thanks to emilia clarke, apologizes to matt damon. to